How to play dead

Here is the step by step, on how to play dead...
(Disclaimer: this doesn't always fool the enemy.)

Step 1. Stand up with a weapon equipped.


Step 2: Go prone with your weapon equipped.


Step 3:
(Derbaran) equip your C4 charge and look down, into the ground.
(NIU) equip your Nippers and look down, into the ground.

Step 4: Turn up your speakers and wait till you hear enemy foot steps pass you.

Step 5: Equip your weapon and fire at them.

-Joshwhat
"I'm the unprofessional professional."